Sunday, November 15, 2015

The Valley Recap: Who has the Biggest Cajones? (S2:E10)

Welcome back to Dayton Valley Talk! If you haven't already, check out my hilarious recaps of earlier episodes.

The Valley is a Dayton-produced reality show, featuring favorite players from Season 1 and a set of new 18-24 year-olds who are deathly afraid of heights and cats. Everyone has something to prove. So what’s your story?

The cast includes:

Ryan: Still dating Alexys
Aaron: Finds his tank top stash
Ellis: Scared of heights
Chris: Wears a head cam
Sol (not pictured): Has a radio show?
Casey (not pictured): Hates cats
Alexys (not pictured): Takes Daddy's plane to the race
Ally (not pictured): Gets a wet willy

Last episode: They completed a faux challenge to donate real money to faux charity Hawks Locks for Kids, or something, and Ryan hung out with his redneck Momma

Theme song: “Do you have what it takes?” To touch a cat? [No, I do not] To climb 30 feet in the air? To put on makeup during turbulence?

First Adventure: Greater Dayton Humane Society
Sol, Casey and Chris visit the Greater Dayton Humane Society to play with the cats and dogs.

Sol invites Casey because she is her best friend, which she must remind us of constantly. And she invited Chris, because he seems sort of "distant" lately.

Chris: "I've been sad lately because my girlfriend and I just broke up." Ooooh, maybe Chriselle (Chris + Noelle) can happen after all?

Sol: "I have volunteered here before, which is how I got the love of my life, Louis (the cat)." 

They play in the yard with a dog. 

Casey is terrified of cats. I love this chick.

Second Adventure: I Heart Radio Dayton
Sol and Alexys go the the Chanel 99.9 studio.

Radio is a career interest of Sol's. Who wouldn't want to listen to that whiny voice all the time, says the woman who is on her 10th episode of recapping.

WHAT? Casey and Sol have a radio show at the University of Dayton? If anyone knows how/when to tune in, PLEASE let me know.

They get to watch the DJ guy make phone calls. And then visit in the studio.

Sol: "We love to hear the sound of our own voices."

Third Adventure: Urban Krag
Aaron, Chris, Ryan, Ellis all go rock wall climbing inside this failed church.

Aaron: "We're going to see who has the biggest cajones, per se."

Ellis: "Terrified of heights. Terrified of heights."

Oh, thank God. Aaron not only found a new stash of tank tops, but he had enough for Ryan and Chris too.

Oooh, Chris wears a head cam.

Fourth Adventure: Mid-Ohio Race Track
Alexys and Ally hop on a private jet to watch Daddy's company's Indy car.

They apply makeup on the plane, apparently before they hit a ton of turbulence.

They were VIPs and got Rahal team racing shirts.

They talk about their respective study abroad trips and show pictures from the UK and France.

Alexys and Ryan are still together but they are having "stupid, petty arguments" lately.

Alexys gives Ally a wet willy when she falls asleep on the return flight.

Next time:
Not satisfied with the heights of the rock wall, they tackle a treetop obstacle course. Ryan and Alexys go on a date to the Cincinnati Zoo. And Don B and Ally go to a recording studio.

We've had a lot of boobs on this blog, so here it is ladies, your moment of zen:

1 comment:

  1. Oh Holly! You made my Monday with this!!! You are the wind beneath my wings.